I could say that out loud, but for some reason, spelling the Aussie pronunciation is just never gonna happen for me.
But, yeah, Fed Cup World Group play-off, happening, in Glen Iris! Woooot.
Australia will be playing Ukraine – as we did last year, come to think of it. Then it was a quick and simple 5-0 situation, and we basically had Sam and Rodi take care of bizness entirely. The team hasn’t been named yet, but Jelena should be back on, Jarka is obviously killing it these days…. and I won’t mention a certain *sniff* awesome doubles player who won’t be there *sniff sniff sniff* but seriously, Anastasia Rodionova, doubles specialist, right?
And it’s in GLEN BLOODY IRIS. WOOOOOOT.
I say that, of course, while I will be sadly shouting at my TV from my bed in Brooklyn, freaking out my neighbours with choice words thrown at the direction of the screen, while for the first time that I can recall, tennis will be played REALLY CLOSE TO MY OLD STOMPING GROUND.
Granted, Melbourne Park is an 18-minute-give-or-take zip from home, but that doesn’t count the insanity of parking and hiking from the parking spot. But no, Glen Iris Tennis Club is totes, totes doable. Like, basically backyard (not really, but I will pretend). Which means….
WAHHH. I WON’T BE THERE.
But – Awesomely enough – LP will most likely attend, and get this-
WE’RE PROBABLY GOING TO WIN.